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THE Proteſtant Monaſtery: OR, A COMPLAINT AGAINST THE Brutality of the preſent AGE.

PARTICULARLY The PERTNESS and INSOLENCE of our YOUTH to aged PERSONS.

WITH A CAUTION to People in Years, how they give the STAFF out of their own Hands, and leave themſelves at the Mercy of others.

CONCLUDING With a PROPOSAL for erecting a PROTESTANT MONASTERY, where Perſons of ſmall Fortunes may end their Days in Plenty, Eaſe, and Credit, without burthening their Relations, or accepting Publick Charities.

By ANDREW MORETON, Eſq Author of Every-Body's Buſineſs is No-Body's Buſineſs.

LONDON: Printed for W. Meadows, at the Angel in Cornhill; and ſold by J. Roberts, in Warwick-Lane; E. Nutt, under the Royal Exchange; A. Dodd, without Temple-Bar; and N. Blanford, at Charing-Croſs. 1727. Price 6d.

THE PREFACE.

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A COMMONWEALTH is a Machine actuated by many Wheels, one dependant on the other, yet the Obſtruction of a ſmall Wheel may ſtop the Motion of the whole: Every Man ought therefore as much as in him lies, to contribute in his Station, to the publick Welfare, and not be afraid or aſhamed of doing, or at leaſt, meaning well.

I hope therefore the Reader will excuſe the Vanity of an over officious Old Man, if like Cato, I enquire whether or no before [iv] I go hence and be no more, I can yet do any thing for the Service of my Country.

For if every Man ſhould ſay Children are burthenſome, and the Cauſe of many Sorrows, therefore will not I be a Father, farewel to all Ties of Nature, and every Bleſſing of human Society.

Or if every Man ſhould ſay to himſelf, what have I to do with State Affairs? is it my Buſineſs? are there not enough at the Helm? what need I interfere? Let me be ſubject to the Higher Powers, and let Matters ſink or ſwim, I ſhall have Neighbours Fare.

Would not this be a very churliſh Reſolution? would it not very much contribute to univerſal Anarchy and Confuſion? ſhould every Man thus throw the Care of the Publick from his ſhoulders, and acquit himſelf of any Concern for the reſt of Mankind.

[v] This would be my Caſe, ſhould I, knowing I am Maſter of a Project, which in all probability, may be of great uſe to Mankind, reaſon thus to my ſelf; what have I to do to divulge my Secrets? What though they are of Benefit to the Publick, ſhall I reap any Advantage by them? Shall I not rather be laugh'd at and deſpiſed as a Projector, the moſt contemptible Character in this Part of the World? May not another run away with the Profits of my Labour, and by a little Improvement make my Project his own? is it not better for me to repoſe myſelf, to die in Peace, and leave an ungrateful World to their own Imaginations? Non nobis nati ſumus. That Thought would quaſh all harſh Contemplations, I could hazard with Pleaſure, the publick Contumely for the publick Good, knowing it has been the Fate of much better Men than my ſelf, to be deſpiſed when living, tho' rever'd when dead.

[vi] Prompted by this Reflection, I once more take Pen in Hand, as I hope for the Service of my Country: If my Countrymen find what I advance practicable, I hope they will not call my Integrity in queſtion. and if they have patience to read my well intended Thoughts, tho' digeſted I fear but too mildly, and in too mean a Stile, I hope they will find I have advanc'd nothing but what is practicable, beneficial, and without Self-Intereſt; having excluded myſelf from any propriety in my own Project, by thus publiſhing it and making it every Body's: and if any think I write for Money, let them ask my Bookſeller.

Alas I have but ſmall Health and little Leiſure to turn Author, being now in my 67th Year, almoſt worn out with Age and Sickneſs. The Old Man cannot trouble you long; take then in good part his beſt Intentions, and impute his Defects to Age and Weakneſs: Look on [vii] him as a Man of more Experience than Learning; excuſe his Stile for the ſake of his Subject, and take the Will for the Deed. Aſſure your ſelf, gentle Reader, I had not publiſhed my Project in this Pamphlet, could I have got it inſerted in any of the Journals, without Feeing the Journaliſts or Publiſhers.

I cannot but have the Vanity to think, they might as well have inſerted what I ſent them, Gratis, as many Things I have ſince ſeen in their Papers. But I have not only had the Mortification to find what I ſent rejected, but to loſe my Originals, not having taken Copies of what I wrote.

However, to juſtify my Complaints to the World, I ſhall, in a proper Place, let them know the Subſtance of what was rejected, and by whom.

[viii] In the mean time, give me leave to aſſure my Readers, that the Reaſon why this Project appears in a Pamphlet is, becauſe I have been thus baffled and diſheartened by Journaliſts; for if by any Means the Publick could have had it at a cheaper Rate, I had been better pleaſed.

THE Proteſtant Monaſtery.

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THERE is nothing on Earth more ſhocking, and withal more common, in but too many Families, than to ſee Age and Grey Hairs derided, and ill uſed. The OLD MAN or the OLD WOMAN, can do nothing to pleaſe; their Words are perverted, their Actions miſrepreſented, and themſelves look'd upon as a Burthen to their Iſſue, and a Rent Charge upon thoſe who came from their Loins.

This Treatment, as it is directly oppoſite to the Dignity and Decency of Human Nature, calls aloud for Redreſs; the Helpleſs and innocent ought to be the care of the Healthy and able. Shall a Man or Woman toil and moil to bring up a numerous Iſſue? ſhall they rear up, thro' all the Uncertainties and Fatigues of Childhood, a Race who ſhall ſpring up but to [2] abandon them? ſhall they enfeeble themſelves to give Strength to thoſe who ſhall one Day thruſt them aſide, and deſpiſe them?

Yet this is the Caſe of many aged Perſons, who have outlived the Comforts of this World; who ſurvive only to hear themſelves wiſh'd out of the way, by thoſe very Perſons upon whom they have beſtowed their whole Subſtance, and upon whom their whole Hopes have been fixed. Uncertain Hopes indeed! and far unfit for ſo degenerate an Age. Honour thy Father and thy Mother is a Commandment given by God, and ratified by our Bleſſed Saviour, both in Precept and Example; If ſo, what Brutes are thoſe who ſhall dare to ſpurn thoſe Perſons whom God has thought fit to make the Means of their Entrance into human Life?

But indeed, not only Parents, but all aged People in general, are thought to ſtand in the way of the preſent Generation: and but for ſome good Children, ſome Perſons of Tenderneſs and Humanity, who honour the hoary Head, and comfort the Feeble; immediate Vengeance would be pulled down on thoſe who let not their Sires live out half their Days.

The Word OLD is a ſtanding Jeſt among our youthful Gentry. When they would frighten Children, they tell them [3] The old Man's a coming: Thus they inculcate an Abhorrence of Age, even in ſucking Babes; which no doubt will improve with adult Age, according to the Proverb;

Quo ſemel eſt imbuta recens, ſervabit odorem
Teſta diu.

IF any whimſical or ridiculous Story is told, 'tis of an Old Woman. If any Perſon is aukward at his Buſineſs, or any thing elſe, he is called an Old Woman, forſooth; But this is no new thing, for we read in former Ages, that they made Witches of their Old Women. Thoſe were brave Days for young People, when they could ſwear the old Ones out of their Lives! and get a Woman hanged or burnt only for being a little too old; as has been the Caſe of many a poor innocent ancient Creature. The Story of the Witch, alias, the poor Old Woman of Hertford, is yet freſh in every one's Memory; and had not the very Judges on the Bench ſeen through the Enthuſiaſm and Obſtinacy of the Evidence, who ſwore thorough thick and thin: had not the Judges themſelves, I ſay, repreſented the thing in a right Light to the Higher Powers, poor [4] Jane Wenman had certainly been truſs'd up; as a Warning to all ancient Perfons, who ſhould dare to live longer than the young Ones think convenient.

It is well it has never been in the young Ones Power, to bring in a Bill for the better trimming of Mankind, i. e. to knock all ancient People on the Head.

But though they are ſuffered to live, 'tis under many Hardſhips and Reſtrictions, many Humps and Grumps; and ſcarce a Day, but they are ask'd, what they do out of their Graves. This is a very common, but withal, a moſt impious and unchriſtian Saying; nay, not only unchriſtian, but even unmahometan: For the very Infidels themſelves pay more Veneration to old Age, than the Chriſtians do; to the Shame and Scandal of our Holy Profeſſion.

Far be it from me, to tax all Chriſtians, or all Children with ſo ſevere a Reproach. No, I only blame thoſe who triumph in the Strength of their Youth, and ſnuff up their Noſtrils at Old-Age: Who laugh at the Groanings of the hoary Head, and have no Bowels of Compaſſion for the Bowels that gave them Nouriſhment.

Let ſuch ſelf-ſufficient Perſons conſider, that it was once in their Parents Power to have abandoned them, when they were more helpleſs than any other Being to which [5] God had given Life. When they muſt inevitably have periſhed, without great Care and Tenderneſs: and indeed the Divine Wiſdom is moſt manifeſtly ſeen, in making Man, the Chief of all his earthly Creatures, to require ſo delicate a Management, and ſo tender a Nouriſhment: parental Love being encreas'd by its Care, as filial Love ought to be, by a Gratitude for that Care it can never too much acknowledge or repay.

All Creatures whom God has ordained to quit their Sires, or indeed thoſe whom he has not endow'd with a rational Soul, to diſtinguiſh between good and bad, or to know Duty or Obligation, are eaſily brought up, and can help themſelves better the Hour they are born, than Man can in a whole Year, nay in Years. They perform all the neceſſary Functions of Life, and there is no need of Education. Far otherwiſe is it with Man; he in his Infancy requires a conſtant and careful Attendance, his Members know not their Functions, and it is a long while before he can feed himſelf, even then his Parents have the Care for his Food. When the Body is duly nouriſhed, there is yet a further Care to form the Mind, and cultivate the rational Soul God had endow'd him with.

[6] Shall ſuch a Being, poſſeſt of a rational Soul, to diſtinguiſh between Good and Bad, between Gratitude and Ingratitude, ſo far debaſe himſelf, or indeed become ſo much a Brute, as to forſake his Parent, to ſpurn him who begot him? or at leaſt, by uſing him ill, to elbow him as it were out of the World, to give himſelf the greater Scope for Luxury?

Yet how many do we ſee of ſuch? how many truly compaſſionate Hearts daily bleed, when they ſee the Son curbing the Father, or the Daughter ſnubbing the Mother? It ſeems as if the Order of Nature were perverted: So ſhocking is it to any Soul who has the leaſt Tincture of Humanity.

I am ſure I ſpeak by Experience: for but very lately I went to ſee an old School-Fellow and Acquaintance of mine, who had lately married his Daughter, and ſettled himſelf in her Family; accordingly he gave me a general Invitation to come one Day or other and take a Dinner with him; he had been a Merchant from his Youth, and always liv'd in what we call high Life, had travell'd much, and was Maſter of the moſt good Manners I ever met with.

This Gentleman being very weary, and indeed almoſt incapable of Buſineſs, thought it beſt to leave off Houſe keeping, to marry his Daughter, and ſettle in her Family. Accordingly [7] he gave her his All for her Portion, made her a Fortune of 12000 Pounds, and match'd her to an eminent Merchant, who us'd the ſame Trade with himſelf.

During the Honey-Moon, and till the Portion was paid, the Old Gentleman liv'd in Clover; nothing was too hot or too heavy for him. 'Twas Dear Sir! Dear Father! at every Word; the Servants were ordered to reſpect him, and he was in ſome Share Maſter of the Family; but alas! he found this but a ſhort-liv'd Dream, the Servants began to taunt at him, and he muſt call twenty Times for a thing, before he could have it. If he gently chid 'em, or reaſon'd with them, they flew to their Miſtreſs, and made twenty Stories about it: ſo that his Life was in a manner a Burthen to him.

I went in my Chariot to ſee him; and had not the little Appearance I made, commanded fome reſpect, I had danc'd Attendance, till they ſhould find in their Hearts to call him. However, without much Ceremony, they directed me up three pair of Stairs, into a better ſort of a Garret; there might be indeed ſome Lodging-Rooms over Head for the Servants; but I have ſeen many Servants have much better Appartments: but the Room would not have ſo much ſurpriz'd me, had the Furniture [8] been any thing tollerable. I dare ſwear it was as old as the Houſe, and had no doubt paſs'd from Tenant to Tenant half a ſcore Times.

This I thought an odd Reſidence for my Friend, but he ſeem'd contented; and I ſaw no Reaſon I had to make him otherwiſe. He amuſed me till Dinner time, with ſhewing me his Books, and reading ſome of his Verſes to me, as having a pretty Knack that way: he would have play'd me a Leſſon on his Flute, but that he ſaid it would diſturb his Daughter, who did not love Muſick. I ſaw that all his little Arts were only to beguile the Time, leſt a Whet before Dinner, which I never miſt at his Houſe, ſhould be expected; and which I believe was now out of his Power to give. At laſt the Bell rang, and he deſired me to walk down to Dinner, but with an Air that ſeem'd chidingly to ſay, Ah! why did you not come ſooner, when I had more Authority: However, with a long Apology to his Son and Daughter, he introduced me; and by pleading our long and intimate Acquintance, and the Obligations he was under to me; he prevail'd on them at laſt to bid me a very ceremonious Welcome. Excuſing themſelves, as indeed they had need, that they had not made a proper Proviſion; and pleading their Ignorance of my coming, [9] accordingly down we ſate to, ſome cold Roaſt-Beef, a few Herrings, and a Plate of Fritters. Every thing was indeed very clean, and we had Attendance enough, but never in my Life made I a worſe Dinner. Herrings are my averſion, I never eat cold Meat, judge then what a Belly full I could make of my ſhare of the Fritters. I happened by Miſtake to call for a Glaſs of Wine, without which I never dine, when the Gentleman told me he had none in the Houſe; but if I pleas'd he would ſend for ſome, recommending at the ſame time ſome of his Home-brew'd Ale, which I in Complaiſance could not but accept in Preference to Wine. They took me at my Word, and with much ado I got down half a Glaſs of the worſt Potion I ever took in my Life, but had the Dinner been never ſo elegant, my indignation would have ſpoil'd my Stomach; to hear the Daughter at every turn, take up her Father in his Diſcourſe, as if he had been an Idiot or an underling, with Oh! fye Sir, and I wonder Father you ſhould ſay ſo! But leſt the Readers, by my Recital of the Lady's Phraſes, ſhould think my Friend ſpake ludicrouſly or indecently, I beg Leave to aſſure them the contrary, and that he is a Man of great Wit and ſtrict Modeſty. Even the Son who was the leaſt Severe upon him, could not refrain contradicting [10] him every now and then, meerly for contradiction ſake, with, Pray, Sir, give me Leave, and indeed, Sir, you have forgot your ſelf; this was my whole Entertainment: For my Part I ſaid little, but admired not only at this wondrous Frugality, but the ſurprizing Impertinence and Ingratitude of of the young Couple. However, I was undeceived at laſt, as I hope my Readers will be when I aſſure them, that the Reaſon why Sir and Madam, eat ſo ſparingly with us was, becauſe they had devour'd in Hugger Mugger by themſelves, a good handſome Fowl, and Oyſter Sauce, and diſpens'd with a Bottle of Wine, though they could drink none in our Company.

Seeing this penurious Management, and the Awe my poor Friend was in, I thought it beſt to adjourn to the Tavern to ſmoak a Pipe, and withal to take a Glaſs to warm my Stomach, which rak'd prodigiouſly. I had before learn'd that the poor old Soul had been oblig'd to leave off Smoaking, becauſe forſooth his ſpitting and ſpawling turn'd Madam's Stomach; his ſmoaking ſhe ſaid, made the Houſe ſtink, and damaged the Furniture. He had been from his Youth a great Smoaker, and this ſudden Check, upon a Habit of ſo long ſtanding, had very much impair'd his Health.

[11] Accordingly to the Tavern we went; where a Pipe and a Bottle gave new Life to my old Acquaintance; he reſum'd his native Gayety; and eleven of the Clock ſtole upon us, before we could think of Parting, and even then but with great Reluctance; ſo agreeably did the Time paſs away in recounting our old Adventures. Indeed our ſweet was intermix'd with ſour, for his poor Heart was ſo full, he could not contain himſelf from lodging his Sorrows in the Boſom of his old Friend. With Tears in his Eyes, he recounted all the Indignities he daily met with, not only from his own Children, but from the very Servants. If he ſpake to them as to Servants, his Daughter would take him up, and tell him he domineer'd too much in her Houſe: If he ſpake ſubmiſſively, he was told he had no occaſion to make himſelf ſo little; inſomuch that he knew not what Medium to take.

He told me his Daughter had lately a Chamber-Maid, who was the Daughter of a decay'd Gentleman, and who having had a tolerable Education, had imbib'd high Notions of Virtue; and amongſt other things, an Abhorrence of undutifulneſs in Children, or indeed any diſreſpect in old Age. This young Woman having learn'd in what Faſhion my Friend had once liv'd, could not without Indignation, ſee how ill [12] he was treated: and being of a good Family her ſelf, ſcorn'd to take Part with the other Servants, to torment a poor old Man; but on the contrary, would do him all the Chriſtian Offices ſhe could, would conſtantly get him ſomething warm in a Morning, and if he was out of Order at any time, would tend him, and do him a thouſand little Services, for which he in Recompence, when her Lady was gone a Viſiting, would read to the Girl a whole Afternoon together, while ſhe ſat at Work. And as ſo many good Offices muſt conſequently engage her to him, eſpecially when every Body elſe had abandon'd him, he, with an innocent Familiarity, us'd to call her his Nanny: This was taken in great Dudgeon, and the ſpiteful Servants improv'd it into an Intrigue, and never left till poor Nanny was turn'd away; and with her all the old Man's Comfort; for he had no warm Breakfaſt now, if he was Sick, there he might lie, for no body would help him; and as for Attendance, they neglected him ſo much, he was ſcarce clean, which drew Tears from my Eyes, as knowing what a neat old Man he was us'd to be. And but for diſgracing his Children, he wiſh'd himſelf a thouſand Times in the Charter-Houſe, or ſome other Place of publick Charity: I diſſuaded him from ſuch Thoughts, and [13] comforted him in the beſt Manner I could; and ſo we both parted and ended our pleaſant Evening, with heavy Hearts and wet Eyes.

About a Week after, by the Penny-poſt, I receiv'd the following Letter.

Dear Friend,

THOUGH I ſhall carry to my Grave the agreeable Remembrance of ourlaſt Meeting, I believe I ſhall ſuffer to my dying Day for that Night's Pleaſure. Your engaging Company, and my long Abſtinence from Wine, made me, I think, drink a little too much; and tho' not to diſguiſe my ſelf, as you I hope might well perceive, yet more than my Age and Weakneſs cou'd well bear. My Daughter, who ſeldom or never comes Home before Midnight, took Care to be at Home that very Night before Nine a-Clock; and at Ten ſhe ſent all the Family to Bed, and ſate up for me her ſelf, out of mere Spight and pure Intention to rattle me off; which ſhe did with a Vengeance, crying out ſhame of ſuch Hours; telling me I was drunk: and when I complain'd of ſickneſs at my Stomach, [14] ſhe ſaid it was good enough for me. This you may conclude made me worſe. I thought I ſhould have died, and had not I eas'd my Stomach, I had not ſurviv'd that Moment. This put her beyond all Patience, and inſtead of pitying her almoſt Dying Father, ſhe called me (would you believe it!) ſhe called me Old Beaſt; and uſed me in ſuch a Manner as has riv'd my very Heart; Nor is this all, for ever ſince I am become the Jeſt of the whole Family: they call me Old Fool, and drunken old Beaſt to my Face, and every Viſitor that comes in, is told what a Sot I am; ſo that I keep my Chamber, and dare not ſhow my Head about the Houſe; but I thank God, who has heard my Prayers, that I hourly find my ſelf weaker and weaker, and I doubt not but my long wiſhed for Diſſolution is near at hand; for all the Torments of a lingering Death are Trifles to the Uſage I meet with. Dear Friend, let me ſee you once more before I dye, having ſome Manuſcripts, and a few other Trifles to give you in Remembrance of our old Friendſhip; which alas! is all I can give to the only Friend I have left on this ſide the Grave.

Your Affectionate Friend.

[15]FOR the ſake of the young Lady, to whom God grant a ſpeedy Repentance, I forbear ſubſcribing even the initial Letters of her Father's Name; that the World may not know how good a Man ſhe has murthered: For her Uſage was ſuch, that before I could find Opportunity to viſit him according to his Deſire, I was prevented by a Ticket, which invited me to hold up his Pall, which more ſurpriz'd than afflicted me, as knowing the miſerable Life, he lead under his moſt unnatural Daughter.

Quis talia fando temperet a Lachrymis?

The burying was of a Piece with the reſt; and I hope the whole will be a Warning to all aged Perſons, and teach 'em to reſerve at leaſt wherewithal to maintain themſelves elſewhere, in Caſe of the like Uſage from their Children or Relations.

I hope, at the ſame time, it will be a Looking Glaſs to young People, eſpecially thoſe guilty of the like Actions. If they ſee any thing ugly in this Lady's Character, let them not be ſo over good natured to their own Perſons, as to think what is a Crime in her, may be excuſable in themſelves: No, the Sin is the ſame, let who will commit it.

[16] To do as we would be done by, one would think a ſufficient Reſtraint upon any, who would give themſelves the leaſt time to conſider, that they in all probability may be Fathers and Mothers; and that though they are young and healthy now, they may be old and feeble hereafter. Let them therefore uſe the Old as they could wiſh to be us'd when they are ſo, and let them be as tender of their Parents, as they wou'd have their Poſterity tender of them.

But on the contrary, we bring up our Youth, as it were to deſpiſe us; and to our ſhame be it ſpoken, make Rods for our ſelves: Every one indulges his own Children, and ſo all act with Impunity. Our Youth are not half educated, nor are they under any Reſtraint; we make Men and Women of them too ſoon, and put 'em upon a footing with our ſelves, before they have well learned good Manners, or indeed any thing elſe.

For good Manners does not altogether conſiſt in a formal Courteſy or Bow, in coming in and going out of a Room: No, a Man may behave himſelf moſt punctually Ceremonious at a Ball, a drawing Room, a Tea-Table, or indeed in any other fiddle faddle part of Life; and yet for all this be but a Man of Clouts, a meer Sir-courtly-Nice. I have very often ſeen ſome of theſe [17] well dreſs'd, well bred Gentlemen, alias Hobbydehoy's have Aſſurance enough to ſtare a whole Coffee-Room out of Countenance; but neither Senſe or Learning ſufficient to give any Man of Parts a reaſonable Anſwer.

No, the Satchel is too ſoon taken from the ſhoulders of our young ſparks, and the Rod from their Backſides; the Tye-Wig and Sword are too ſoon put on, and little Maſter is made a Man before he is a well-grown Child; our little Girls, through the Indulgence of their Mothers, are yet more forward, and put on womanly Airs even at ten Years of Age. In a Word, our Youth in general, are above Correction; without Shame, too ripe, too ignorant, and too impudent, and according to the Poet.

Now little Miſs in Hanging-Sleeves knows more
Than formerly her Grandame at threeſcore:
And Maſter who was lately whipt at School,
At bare thirteen ſets up for Rake and Fool,
Runs the whole Race of Vice with full Career,
Is green and ripe and rotten in a Year.

[18] Inſtead of Puerile Diverſions, our Boys of 14 or 15 Years of Age go to Plays, become Members of Clubs, keep Hounds and Horſes, and ſometimes follow worſe Game. This is owing to the over Indulgence of Parents, who let them finger Money before they know the Worth of it; and if a Stop be not put to ſuch Practices in this Generation, the next may ſeverely repent it.

Inſtead of Babies, Play-Things, and other pretty Innocencies uſed of old, our Girls at 10 or 11 Years of Age, keep their viſiting Days, have their ſelect Companies, and treat 'em with as much Solemnity and Expence, as their Parents do their own Acquaintance: This prevails not only at Court, but in the City; and I doubt not but the Court Airs of the Mother, and the womanly Airs of the Daughter, have made Bankrupt many an honeſt Man, who had not Courage enough to repel the Force of this moſt prevailing, moſt pernicious Cuſtom.

This idle Cuſtom is not only very Expenſive, but extreamly inconvenient withal; for there is as much a Fuſs made at ſome Houſes againſt ſuch a Miſs or ſuch a Miſs comes to viſit the Daughter, as if a Dutcheſs was expected. The Servants are hindred from their other Buſineſs, and the whole Houſe is in a Fluſter to receive [19] Miſs's Viſitors forſooth. When the Viſit is return'd, ſhe muſt be dreſs'd up to the heighth of the Mode, and ſome new Thing or other is always wanted: Not to mention Top-Knots, Gloves, Coach-hire, and other unavoidable Expences.

This is moſt criminal in thoſe who cannot afford it; Such People would therefore do well to reduce their Children to the Old Standard; that is to ſay, make Scholars of their Boys, and Houſewives of their Girls: for the Education above complain'd of, has ſpoil'd many a good Tradeſman's Wife, and been the Ruin of many a Family.

I cannot cloſe this Diſcourſe, without particularly cautioning the young Ladies of this Age, how they Laugh, Fleer, and toſs up their Noſes at ſober Matrons, and elderly Ladies. Let 'em conſider, that thoſe very Perſons were once young and beautiful as themſelves, if not more beautiful: For to ſay truth, Tea, Drams, Wine, and late Hours, have not a jot added to the Beauty of the preſent Generation.

Let them again conſider, that their own Mothers as well as themſelves, are of the ſame Sex: That it is a foul Bird bewrays its own Neſt; that the very Infirmities they deride in thoſe Perſons, [20] are probably occaſioned by the bearing and bringing up many Children; and that the Wrinkles in their Faces are occaſioned by their Care to ſupport ſuch giddy brain'd Creatures as themſelves.

But ſuch is the Ignorance and Impudence of the preſent Generation, that young People look upon their Elders, as upon a different Species, an inferiour Claſs of People: They aſcribe no Merit to the Virtue and Experience of Old Age, but aſſume to themſelves the Preference in all things. With them a Face and a good Shape is Merit, a ſcornful toſs of the Head, and deſpiſing every Body, but their own dear ſelves is Wit, an everlaſting Giddineſs, and an eternal Grin is Affability and good Nature, fancy in Dreſs, is Underſtanding, a ſupine Neglect of every thing commendable Gentility; and a prodigious Punctilio in the greateſt Trifles, is the Heighth of good Breeding.

From this general Corruption in Education, proceeds all that may be complain'd of in this preſent Age, and whatever Evils may be expected in Generations to come. But above all, nothing has more contributed to this Corruption, than the diſregard paid to Teachers and other Perſons concern'd in the Education of Youth; for the firſt and chief Step to the Ruin of [21] Youth, is when they have no Awe upon 'em, and are above Correction.

Spare the Rod and ſpoil the Child, is a Sentence of ſo much Weight and Truth; that no ſharper a Reprimand can be given to thoſe Parents, who have ſtimulated in their Children a Spirit of Pride, and taught them to look contemptibly on their Tutors. The very Word Maſter or Miſtreſs implies ſomething of Dominion; and as Youth are committed to their Care, ſo they ought to be ſubject to their Diſcipline.

It ſhocks me when I ſee a Tutor in a great Family, put upon a Footing with the Servants; it makes his Pupil think contemptibly of him, and is too great a Curb on his Spirits, to let him deliver his Inſtructions and Sentiments, in a manner ſuitable to the Dignity of an Inſtructor. And what is worſe, the little Deference paid to him, begets in the young Gentleman a mean Opinion of and Indifference to Learning it ſelf, ſeeing his Maſter reap ſo little Advantage and Reſpect from it.

It is the ſame Caſe in Schools, where the Maſter's or Miſtreſs's paſſive and ſordid Temper makes them the Slaves of the Scholars, whom they dare not correct, for fear of looſing: Nothing being more common now a days, than for Parents to make it in their Bargain, that their Children [22] ſhall not be whipt, or otherwiſe corrected at School. Hence proceeds all that Noiſe and Miſrule, which reigns in Schools, ſtunning both Maſter and Scholars to ſuch a Degree, that they can hardly hear each other ſpeak.

Parents therefore can blame none but themſelves, if by theſe pernicious Methods, their Children grow in time to be too many for them; nor can they with any reaſon expect to find Duty and Humanity, where they have not been inculcated. If they have countenanc'd, or indulg'd their Children, in deriding the hoary Head, are they to be pitied when they reap ſeven Fold the Fruits of ſo ungenerous a Tillage? or to ſpeak more plain, when it comes Home to themſelves. Let every Perſon therefore make the Caſe their own, when they ſee Children taunting and flouncing at their Parents, Teachers, or Relations; mocking and deriding People for Age and Infirmities, or indeed any other bodily Misfortune, or Deformity; upbraiding any for their Poverty, or crowing over any Perſon, over whom they may pretend to claim Preheminence. This domineering way being now a days ſo prevalent, that Tradeſmen, Servants and other Dependants, are generally more inſulted by Children, than by Maſters and Miſtreſſes themſelves.

[23] To conclude, as we ſow we ſhall reap; As we bring up our Children, ſo we may expect to find them: If we educate them in the Nurture and Fear of the Lord, in an univerſal Benevolence to all Mankind, void of all perſonal or Party Prejudice; if we train them up to be dutiful to their Parents, reſpectful to their Teachers, mannerly to their Equals, and courteous to their Inferiours; if we incite in 'em an Emulation and Thirſt after Knowledge and other liberal Acquirements; If we inſtil into 'em early Principles of Humanity, Compaſſion and Forbearance; and in a Word, all that may inſpire to the higheſt Notions of Honour, and carry human Nature to its moſt exalted Pitch; then may we expect to have Comfort in Old Age, from our Grand Children, our Children and other Relations; then may we conclude we have laid a ſure Foundation for the Happineſs of ſucceeding Generations.

But if on the contrary, we humour and favour all their little Petulancies, and by over praiſing and indulging them, make our ſelves contemptible in their Eyes; if inſtead of correcting them in their Errors, we arraign the Juſtice of Diſcipline, and call it Severity; if we ſuffer them with Impunity to fly in the Faces of their Parents and Relations, to defy their Teachers, to [24] outvie their Equals, and inſult their Inferiours; If we permit 'em to ſcoff at, and turn to ridicule the Misfortunes and Afflictions of others, and in a manner, ſuppreſs, or at leaſt, not encourage in them any Propenſity to Tenderneſs, but ſuffer their Hearts to be hardned, and to know no Pity: we muſt expect to have our Eyes pluck'd out by thoſe we have brought up. We muſt look for nothing in Old Age, but Contempt, Oppreſſion, and all the Inſults we have but too much reaſon to fear from ſo inhuman a Generation.

A PROJECT for erecting a PROTESTANT-MONASTERY.

THAT a Joint-Stock of Twenty Thouſand Pounds be raiſed between 50 Perſons, by an equal Depoſite of four Hundred Pounds each; which Stock is to be veſted in themſelves only. For this being no Charity, but rather a Copartnerſhip, there is no need of having any Governor, Treaſurer, Director, or other commanding Officer, but what may be choſen among themſelves; and as the Money [25] is their own, they are the fitteſt Perſons to keep it.

2. That after they have obtained his Majeſty's Sanction, and are become a Body Corporate under what Name or Title they ſhall think fit, they may chuſe from among themſelves, one Treaſurer, two Wardens, and ſuch other Officers they ſhall deem proper; which Officers ſhall have annual Rotation, and new ones be choſen every year.

3. That inſtead of conſuming all, or a great Part of the Stock in Building, which would nip the Project in the Bud, they ſhall rent a convenient Hall or Houſe in Town or Country, at their own Option; which Houſe muſt be equally divided into Apartments: and to ſave another great Expence, as well as to prevent Partiality, or Diſguſt, 'tis fit that every Perſon furniſh their own Apartment, which Furniture they may bequeath to whom they pleaſe. For as all the Members of the College are to be upon an equal Footing, 'tis highly neceſſary there ſhould not be the the leaſt Diſtinction among them in Diet, Lodging, &c. And if one Perſon dreſſes or furniſhes better than another, there will be no need of Complaint, becauſe they do it at their own Charge: Tho' to ſpeak my Mind, it would look moſt lovely, [26] to have a decent Equality and Uniformity in Dreſs.

4. The Kitchin, the Infirmary, and other Offices, to be furniſhed at the common Expence, but not to be taken out of the Joint-Stock. On the contrary, every Perſon to pay an equal Proportion, which cannot amount to above two Guineas a Head. But in Caſe the Joint-Stock encreaſes, the Money to be refunded.

5. That they call a Court among themſelves as often as they ſhall think fit; at which every Member ſhall have an equal Vote; the Treaſurer taking the Chair. At theſe Courts every thing ſhall be ſettled, all Bargains made, all Accounts audited, Servants hired or diſplac'd, the Diet, and College Hours ſettled; and bye Laws made or amended as Occaſion, or the general Conſent ſhall point out.

6. As all are to ſhare the Benefit, it may readily be ſuppoſed that the beſt Advantage will be made of the Money; but above all that they will go on a ſure Footing, and content themſelves with the leſs Intereſt, upon the greater Security. Tho' I muſt confeſs I know of no ſafer and more profitable Method than to lend Money on proper Depoſits; as Goods, Merchandiſes, &c. after the Manner of the Charitable Corporation in Fenchurch-Street. [27] This, or ſome ſuch ſure Method, may bring in twenty per Cent. on their Money, which will conſiderably encreaſe their Capital, better their Proviſions, &c. and in time make them a very wealthy Body. But in caſe no more than five per Cent. Intereſt be produc'd from their Capital of twenty Thouſand Pounds, it will amount to one Thouſand Pounds per Annum; which may be laid out after this, or the like Manner.

 l. per An.
To a Phyſician200000
To a Clerk for the Treaſury,200000
To a Chaplain200000
To a Cook100000
To a Laundry Maid050000
To a Houſe Maid050000
To two Nurſes for the Infirmary200000
 1000000

Theſe Salaries may be enlarged as the College encreaſes in Wealth, or the whole Subſcription may be doubled at firſt, and every thing in proportion. But as this is only a Sketch or rough Draught, farther Particulars from me would be needleſs: [28] Beſides I am but a poor Calculator, and only give the Hint to the Publick, as my Duty to my fellow Chriſtians: I wiſh for nothing more than to ſee it improved, and if I don't properly explain my ſelf, People muſt be ſo charitable to think for me: For I write even this under many bodily Infirmities, and am ſo impatient to have done, that I forget half I have to ſay. But to proceed,

The Salaries amounting to a Hundred Pounds a Year, and allowing another Hundred for a Houſe, till there ſhall be Overplus enough to build one; there remains juſt eight Hundred Pounds per Annum for Proviſion.

If this ſhould be deficient, it will eaſily be made up out of the Overplus which will accrue.

  • 1ſt, From making better Advantage of their Money than is here propoſed.
  • 2dly, From the Money paid at the Admiſſion of new Members, as the old ones dye. And,
  • 3dly, From the Legacies which the old Members may leave to augment the Stock; for if but one Member die in a Year, there is four Hundred Pounds to be added to the Thouſand, which will conſiderably augment every Article. If more ſhould dye, or Legacies be left, the Stock [29] will encreaſe, and conſequently the Intereſt thereof will make allowance for greater Expences, and by degrees render the whole more Noble and Magnificent.

Excuſe, gentle Reader! my immethodical Manner of calculating, and help me out the beſt you can, for I have forgot ſome Things which ought to have been mentioned before; but writing juſt as they occur, I muſt leave the whole to be methodized and amended, by a clearer Head and a more able Hand.

I have mentioned Salaries without preſcribing for what, give me leave therefore to aſſign the Officers their proper Employments.

The Treaſurer muſt have care of the Caſh, and be Chairman of all Committees.

The Wardens muſt look after the Proviſions, agree with all Tradeſmen, and ſuperintend the Accounts.

The Phyſician muſt viſit twice a Week, or oftner if need be, and preſcribe to the ſick Members: He may likewiſe appoint the Apothecary, inſpect his Medicines, and tax his Bills.

The Clerk or Book-keeper muſt be conſtantly in the accompting Houſe, to ſet down every Particular, to minute the proceeding of Committees, to keep the account of Caſh, and in a word, to take the [30] trouble of writing off the Treaſurer and Warden's Hands; he muſt diet in the Houſe. As alſo,

The Chaplain, ſome ſober elderly decay'd Clergyman of good Morals, to read Prayers Morning and Evening; and every Sunday a Sermon out of Biſhop Tillotſon, Dr. Scot, Dr. South, or ſome other ſound Divine: And to further this good Work, I my ſelf will preſent the College with a handſome Bible, and Common Prayer Book, and all the Sermons above-mentioned, if I live to ſee it finiſh'd; and if I dye before, I have made proper Proviſion in my Will.

The Cook muſt dreſs the Victuals, keep clean the Kitchin, Pantry and Cellar.

The Laundry-Maid muſt waſh and mend their Linnen, and wait at Table.

The Houſe-Maid muſt make the Beds, ſweep the Rooms and wait at Table.

The two Nurſes muſt attend the Infirmary, and ſit up alternately if need be; and when none are Sick, they muſt help, get up and mend the Linnen, and aſſiſt the other Servants, as the Treaſurer and Wardens ſhall appoint.

As the Thing encreaſes, ſo may the Servants and their Wages. A Porter, a Butler, a Scullion, and other Servants may be added as the Members think fit.

[31] To crown all, let the whole be independent, and among themſelves; let them always keep the Staff in their own Hands, and never ſubject themſelves to Treaſurers, &c. out of their own Body. Let them accept of no Charities, but do as many as they are able; and in a Word, let them keep up the Grandeur of the Deſign, to ſuch a Pitch, that their Friends and Relations may not be aſhamed to viſit them; but on the contrary, be proud they are of ſuch a Body. Let the Election of new Members be veſted only in themſelves, and let them chuſe only ſuch as ſhall give Reputation to the College.

In a Word, I have drawn up my Scheme in general Terms, it being intended for the Benefit of either Sex. 'Tis indifferent whether the Ladies compoſe a College, and call themſelves Siſters, or any other Name they ſhall think fit; or whether a College be compos'd of Gentlemen, under the Title of Brothers, Fellows, or any other Denomination; our PROTESTANT MONASTERY is ſtill the ſame; nor can a Name alter its Property, or make it leſs beneficial or commendable.

FINIS

Appendix A BOOKS printed for W. MEADOWS at the Angel in Cornhil.

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  • NUmmi Britannici Hiſtoria: Or, an Hiſtorical Account of Engliſh Money, from the Conqueſt, to the uniting of the two Kingdoms, by King James 1ſt and of Great Britain, to the preſent Time. With a particular Deſcription of each Piece, and illuſtrated with Cuts of the more ancient: A Work hitherto unattempted. Neceſſary for all thoſe that would have any Knowledge of this uſeful Part of Antiquity; but particularly calculated for the Benefit of the curious Collector of Engliſh Coin.
  • 2. The money'd Man's Guide: Or the Purchaſer's Pocket Companion. Shewing at Sight, what Intereſt is made by Money paid out in the Companies Stocks, or any other publick Fund; And alſo the preſent Value of any yearly Income. With the eaſieſt Method to caſt up the preſent Worth of Lands, Houſes, Annuities, Fines, Repairs, Reverſions, &c. The whole being made plain to the meaneſt Capacity; By Richard Hayes, Accomptant and Writing-Maſter in Cannon-Street.
  • 3. Every-Body's Buſineſs, is No-Body's Buſineſs; Or Private Abuſes, Publick Grievances: Exemplified in the Pride, Inſolence, and exorbitant Wages of our Women-Servants, Footmen, &c. With a Propoſal for Amendment of the ſame; as alſo for clearing the Streets of thoſe Vermin call'd Shoe-Cleaners, and ſubſtituting in their ſtead, many Thouſands of Induſtrious Poor, now ready to ſtarve. With divers other Hints of great Uſe to the Publick. Humbly ſubmitted to the Conſideration of our Legiſlature, and the careful Peruſal of all Maſters and Miſtreſſes of Families. By Andrew Moreton Eſq The fifth Edition, with the Addition of a Preface.
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